a lock & his good friend the key

i'm not always the sharpest crayon in the box.
my right hand feels like some sort of alien being attached to my right arm.
it's all green and big and dry. yukky.
but i am really typing the right way right now and it really isn't that bad.
okay. here are a jillion pics of my maybe outfit for today. i need to wear a thong tho. i'm not even sure i like this outfit. the concept is good (mod ballet dancer?)
but the execution is off. cuz i've a potbelly. so...

still have a shiner